…life on the synaptic firing range

Location: Los Angeles, United States

Bent but unbroken Southern California native seeks understanding, companionship, and resonance along and off the beaten path. Teresa plays well with others and makes every effort to perform to her potential. Usually. *processed in a facility that processes nuts and nut products

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

damn that britney spears!

Bitch is always copying me, like the annoying, aping little sister I never had. Does she see me going after K-Fed or dangling babies? No. I suppose she thinks she one-upped me by checking in and out of rehab and getting all those tattoos the same weekend. But check it out, toxic trash, my scalp is still shapelier than yours.


Blogger WenWhit said...

I'd take you over that skank any day, Scoutster, and not just for your shapely scalp!

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

In a couple days she's going to declare, "I'm so, like, you know, a total lesbian now." Then she'll start a blog called 'neuroflatulence.'

Just remember, she's such a poser.

8:19 AM  
Blogger het said...

it was on the radio today, that she shaved her head because she had nits.....
Scout you did yours out of choice and had the balls to follow it through without using the excuse of nits....
and your head is a better shape than hers
you are the totally cool chickster !


9:16 AM  
Blogger Slangred said...

Clearly, Brit is a "ward 1" case. No doubt about that. Not only is your scalp shaplier, your personality, intellect and very soul are light-years shapelier than Miss (K-)Fed-Ex's.

4:24 PM  
Blogger sporksforall said...

So just to be clear, "nits" are now an excuse to do as we please? Nits all around!

5:53 PM  
Blogger the only daughter said...

Britney who?

3:38 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

LMAO! I love it!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Little Blue Petal said...

Yep... you definitely win outright Scout.
LMAO re Elizabeth's comment :-D

8:23 AM  

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